Olde Triangle



The Olde Triangle, formerly known as the Blue-cheese Republic, is 8 tons (16,000 pounds) of defective plywood about 1/15" thick covering a vast hole made by a large glacier out at sea being broken off from the Antarctic continental slope by Hurricane Bart knocking over a huge pillar of rock. Now it's interior is only visible from the air since no one can go on it.

The Demise of Olde Triangle
On December 31, 1967, Hurricane Bart made landfall in the Olde Triangle district, pushed over a giant pillar, and made a town fall into the resulting crack, and the crack grew larger and larger over a few days as the city pushed against the walls of ice, then it finally tore off the glacier from the continent. By now the glacier's base was unstable, and it shook with violent earthquakes every few hours. It left a deep ravine, which officials climbed into to investigate. However, Mighty Eagle (from Angry Birds Rio) had been launched very, very far away from Rio de Janeiro by someone that obviously has big problems operating a slingshot, and hit the base of the glacier. The lower 5,000 feet of the glacier crumbled away in seconds, and the rest was so heavy it fell into the CPFW Universe.